the only thing that makes me feel better about all the effing burgers I ate tonite—1.5 combined, or 5 sliders—is the fact that I did a lot of walking around town between bites. 

116% of my goal, woo! It’s neat to see my activity broken down so precisely, very motivating.

the only thing that makes me feel better about all the effing burgers I ate tonite—1.5 combined, or 5 sliders—is the fact that I did a lot of walking around town between bites.

116% of my goal, woo! It’s neat to see my activity broken down so precisely, very motivating.

Capping off an afternoon of burger tastings with the ultimate palate cleanser—#jalapeno #cucumber #margarita at the one and only Mineshaft Tavern. #Madrid, baby! #newmexico #yesthatschileontherim

Capping off an afternoon of burger tastings with the ultimate palate cleanser—#jalapeno #cucumber #margarita at the one and only Mineshaft Tavern. #Madrid, baby! #newmexico #yesthatschileontherim

If Iโ€™ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that youโ€™re going in the right direction.

thatโ€™s really inspiring

holy fucking shit

(Source: demonshower)

(Source: markbrendanawicz)

Letting a Child Pick Her Sippy Cup Color Will Not Destroy Society

"Maybe it’s important to let kids explore the world and colors and preferences in a safe way that doesn’t involve you getting pissed over nothing or somehow registering totally healthy explorations as personal affronts to your power. Maybe juice just tastes better in a red cup, and maybe you forgot what that even felt like because you are too busy making sure everyone knows who is boss."

Cuz allllll of me, loves allllll of you ๐Ÿ˜
#ciaobella #latenitesnackconfession #totesyum

Cuz allllll of me, loves allllll of you ๐Ÿ˜
#ciaobella #latenitesnackconfession #totesyum

yourtamehatred:

midwestern-hotmess:

starcheckered:

iloveswearing:

gagbay:

What is the meaning of life?LOLCOASTER.ORG

Mainly suffering. ..fml

NOTHIN BUT DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT
i win you can all go home now

Well, it’s grinding and shining. Lmao. Pretty damn much!

A lifetime of dying inside. Last one that said how Id die: penetrated by my family. Im a woman of science, but these things are frighteningly accurate.

"A lifetime of smokin that good shit."Emphasis on “good shit”. Whatever you do, do it well, right? ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘

yourtamehatred:

midwestern-hotmess:

starcheckered:

iloveswearing:

gagbay:

What is the meaning of life?
LOLCOASTER.ORG

Mainly suffering. ..fml

NOTHIN BUT DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT

i win you can all go home now

Well, itโ€™s grinding and shining.

Lmao. Pretty damn much!

A lifetime of dying inside.

Last one that said how Id die: penetrated by my family.

Im a woman of science, but these things are frighteningly accurate.

"A lifetime of smokin that good shit."

Emphasis on “good shit”. Whatever you do, do it well, right?
๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘

Obsessed! Why isn’t this song on the ray-dee-oh….

Obsessed! Why isn’t this song on the ray-dee-oh….

GPOYW

(Source: summerfinns)

If you’re bored, then you’re boring. -Harvey Danger ( and maybe Betty Draper?)

If you’re bored, then you’re boring. -Harvey Danger ( and maybe Betty Draper?)